Sniggle snort-in fligg-im flort
sloppy floppy short-shorts
Jiggle wiggle big be-diggle
pokey muckin fuggin buck
(giggle suck)
What the puck?!!!!
(Lots of pluck)
Guzzel muzzel make-in trouble
grin-in drib-Lin still a win-in
humpy bumpy rode-in blue ass jeans
Dusty trucks, fulla luck
git-in some, lots to come
near-in end, whatta bend
humpy little monkey me
Fun comes in all sizes, times and places and often accompanied by Mr silly and his special suspenders. Never forget that sometimes its good to be a little crazy. It scares the nillas and keeps your other half on their toes! Sometimes you gotta just drop your guards (but not your pants) cause you are just have to run with those scissors! Iz OK! You can tell your momma I told ya so! ~X
Living With X 
Absolutely, under no circumstance, should you ever walk up to your Master holding a coffee cup with a quarter cup of water, then point at his crotch and in a loud and distressed voice yell FIRE!, then see how slowly you can pour it over his crotch before the chase and beatings start… Don’t do it!
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LOL!!!! You can be the Dr Seuss of BDSM realm and the fact you wrote the comment is an invitation for a dare. Kit can be a notorious prankster. It’s so tempting not to do it…
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Just remember.. NO! is typically not a safe word… Neither is ow! ow! ow!
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…not fair…you set the trap first. It’s like dangling a juicy steak infront of the kit and expect her not eat it.
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