Assholes of BDSM

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Sure, a lot of people like anal but nobody wants to deal with a really big asshole.  Seems there are a lot of us running around the BDSM community.  Yeah, I said us.   I’m one too.  I really try to be all consensual and sensitive and what not but I still have this social sadist streak a mile wide and sometimes I can’t help but rub your rhubarb the wrong way.

Take the munch I like to go to.  Their invite page was, in my less than humble opinion, in need of a professional overhaul.  So I contacted the leader and offered my services.. to make it all pretty and what not.  He was all like.. that would be great, and I was hoping to get you involved..etc…  So I put up a test page on my own site for him to look at and he took offense.. I had posted something for his group without checking with him first or with permission and I should take it down immediately.  Boy did my asshole side come out then.  We still talk, and are quite cordial but I don’t think our friendship has ever been the same.  Now don’t go taking sides.. you don’t know the flames I sent on that one, so let’s just say I did the thing I do.. slow, with no anger, but an irresistible force, hell bent on my way, damned if i am changing course.  Can you say: “Damned the torpedo’s full steam ahead!”

Or the time I was leading a Masters and slave support group.  The group has a rule.. all slaves will sit on the chairs and not at their owners feet.  The idea is to put people on equal ground.  Well, I am thinking.. my slave isn’t participating, and its my damn slave, and I get to decide what to do with her.  Who the hell are these people to tell me what to do with my slave.  LOL.. THIS in a group I am moderating.  While my points are all true, I was a guest moderator and its their group and their rules, which makes a change in the rules something open for discussion, not an edict.  Well my insistence blew up and so I made Izrina wait in the car.  I refused to let her sit beside me.  I was going to have my way  no matter what. Yeah, I can be a big idiot.  Not always.. but I have my moments.

A side note on that.. I am really proud of her.. that is always a warm memory.  She did as she was told and it was quite a few hours until I later came out.  Turns out it was too hot to leave the windows up, and too many bugs to leave them down, so she never really got comfortable, but she stuck it out because Master said so.. Yeah, really good memory for me. Reminds me of what a good slave she is.

Now there are other assholes out there too.  Maybe they think they have the “one true way”, or maybe they call it “Best practices: ( I like that one) but either way they are convinced they are genius’s of human nature and born to lead the BDSM community.. have you noticed I have a touch of that in me?  You have?  Good.. Because next I am going to release my “Three areas of choice for slaves”.

What gives me the right to go putting out ideas and best practices like that?  Well the fact I am a flaming asshole of course.. Well that and that I do spend a lot of time studying people and thinking and writing and I like to share.. but let’s go with the antagonistic approach and just say its because.. Fuck you.. I said so and I’m an asshole.. I’m good with that.

0Oooooo! Shiny!

Never dangle shiny things in front of a squirrel, and never dangle a squirrel in front of a dog..~ And you can quote me!   Hmmmm but maybe together they might be OK? right?  Formula probably calls for an excess of alcohol though, just saying.

I had to do it.  A little bit of playing around with codes and Voila!

A shiny new Inde X!

And why stop at just an Alpha list, when the squirrel.. I mean code.. was just sitting there?  Check out the cool new inde x’s up above   (They are hidden between “Home” & “About”). 

 

Rejoice my special people!

.             Cross posted from Fetlife  (must have an account to open)

As we all know, we are all special.

Do you get tired of pointing this out? Then rejoice all ye special people. X has the answer! Here is your very own copy and paste reply for every forum. It doesn’t matter what the subject is or what the author says. You will never have to put together a thoughtful response ever again. Just copy and paste this special blog & forum reply form, change xyz, and Voila! You are done! There is even barbwire built in, to show just how kinky and sharp you really are! Feel free. There is no copyright. I just care deeply and worry that you can express yourself!

 

The copy & paste -Blog & Forum reply form!

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That is YOUR way of saying, doing, thinking about xyz but everyone is different, and there are many different ways to look at these things, and different people will say different things, and use different terms and different meanings for these terms.

I am not criticizing you directly, but I had to indirectly protect all the different people from your tyranny because that is just the kind of special different I am and it only hints at my brilliance, knowledge, experience, and caring.

Please make sure that you read every one of my different words of the nothing I have added to this conversation, because its so very different from the words any one else will write, including the author, which I don’t mean to insult. It’s just that I’m so different, like everyone else.