I know its politically incorrect to say retard but I can’t for the life of me think of a better word to describe how socially and intellectually stunted the two individuals I am referring to here, must be. How else do you explain this? This a real conversation I overheard yesterday in a restaurant. I kid you not:
Straw chewer 1: I thought He was gay.
Straw chewer 2: No! He’s not gay he’s Hispanic.
At first my brain refused to accept what my ears were reporting. WTF?? ! I had no idea that you couldn’t be gay and Hispanic. Thank goodness straw chewer 2 set me straight. Worse, straw chewer 1 apparently thinks all Hispanics look gay. I managed to collect myself before I involuntarily backhand bitch slapped one of them.